Remember when the internet was good?.
But then [you] came along and ruined it.
I'm perfectly happy to throw pearls to swine, but there have to be swine.
Are you even swine?
If so, then you'll like my books (there are many, you can't go wrong with where you start):
If you want one of these books, write to me at eric (at) funintrouble (dot) com and tell me why you think you deserve to read it. If I believe you I'll send you a copy.